Spring Has Sprung

and you can tell this because of all the yard sales :) The one that really caught my eye is one I read online:

Yard Sale Today in Hell's Kitchen!

I had no idea anyone had a yard there, or indeed would be interested in having a yard sale. The last time I was there (a while ago) IF they were having a yard sale they would be getting rid of old knives and things to have money to buy more bullets. Apparently things are on the upswing down there, so good! But let's say you had no idea where Hell's Kitchen was and you took it literally - what would be for sale at a Hell's Kitchen yard sale?


Satan's Spatula
Beelzebub's Barbecue
The Devil's Apron
Lucifer's Ladle
Mephistopheles' Mixer
and a crock pot

Too silly today - but at least I posted again!